5 Reasons that Explain Why Jason Chaffetz is Resigning from Congress

(((Jason Chaffetz))) has decided to resign from congress, plans to announce it soon and plans to be gone by June 30th 2017.  The timing of (((Jason Chaffetz’s))) announcement is interesting to say the least.  (((Chaffetz))) is saying that he’s suffering from some health problems from when he was a kid.  He’s also saying that he misses his wife and wants to spend more time with his family.  It’s the usual nonsense politicians say when they are forced to step down.

5 Potential Reasons Why (((Jason Chaffetz))) Is Resigning from Congress:

  1. He’s been cheating on his wife. A big power broker found out about it and he knows that if the scandal becomes public knowledge then his career is over and he can’t get a big money job in Utah.  Let’s face it, the people of Utah valley don’t want their politicians to be wife cheaters.  The general rule is whenever somebody important and powerful steps down saying that he wants to spend more time with his family, then it almost always is because he got caught cheating on his wife.  If I had to bet on the most likely reason why (((Jason Chaffetz))) is resigning from congress I would choose: got caught cheating on his wife.
  2. Local Utah County Republican party bosses found out that (((Jason Chaffetz))) isn’t Mormon but a ((())) who play acts as LDS so he can be run for political office in Utah County. The people of Utah County want a Mormon to be in congress from their congressional district.  Mormons in Utah County don’t want somebody who doesn’t share their religious beliefs to represent them in congress.  Does any Redgulls reader think that (((Jason Chaffetz’s))) conversion and baptism was out of real conversion to the Gospel and not a politically expedient activity so that he could run for congress?  If rich and powerful Mormons found out that (((Chaffetz))) isn’t a real Mormon but just an echo LARPing as a Mormon, they would be angry and they would make sure that he never got reelected to congress.  If (((Jason Chaffetz))) isn’t cheating on his wife then this is the next most likely reason why he’s resigning from congress.
  3. (((Chaffetz))) plans to run for Senate. This was the original plan.  (((Jason Chaffetz))) planned to run for the Senate in 2018 to take Orin Hatch’s seat.  Orin Hatch planned to retire in 2018 but President Trump convinced Hatch to run for Senate again.  If (((Chaffetz))) planned to run for Senate then he would want to make sure that he was still in the public sphere and on TV all the time pretending to be really serious.  He might try to run against Hatch but the people of Utah are pretty happy with Orin Hatch as their Senator so it’s hard to see them booting Hatch to get (((Chaffetz))).
  4. Caught up in the Trump/Deep State power struggle. One day (((Jason Chaffetz))) says that there’s nothing to the Trump/Russia allegations then the next day he says that we need to do an investigation.  So is (((Jason Chaffetz))) with the deep state or with the God Emperor?  Or is he out for himself?  Judging by his mixed messages (((Chaffetz))) has been playing both sides against the middle.  Did either President Trump or the Deep State decide that (((Chaffetz))) has to go and used knowledge of his dirty laundry to get rid of him?  I suspect that one of the sides in the coming war between Trump and the Deep State wanted (((Jason Chaffetz))) gone.
  5. He really wants to stay home and watch his kids play soccer.   Ok we all have to admit that that one is funny.

Realistically the Deep State or Trump got info on (((Jason Chaffetz))) and decided to threaten to use it to get rid of him.  I’m sure that he will try to stay in public life but I suspect that we will have forgotten about (((Jason Chaffetz))) within 5 years.

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3 thoughts on “5 Reasons that Explain Why Jason Chaffetz is Resigning from Congress

  1. Like most of the Tea Party wave of Congressmen, he turned out to be a complete disappointment. Either his (((true loyalties))) came out as soon as he was in office, in spite of his campaign trail promises, or the Deep State got to him somehow.

    He won’t really be missed, I don’t think—unless Utah County is dumb enough to elect someone even worse.

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